Susan's story unfolded just a few days ago, at her home, in her backyard.
It was just your normal 104 degree hot sunny summer day, when all of a sudden Susan's world turned upside down and she was taken aghast by the presence of something unusual lurking behind her house.
We will call this something, the........."Intruder."
The "Intruder" showed itself, at first, to be a quiet calm and collected specimen, appearing as though it wouldn't be a threat to anyone.....until without any warning, it began to frightfully morph itself into a living, breathing, tentacled, snakelike object that seemed to know what it was doing.....creating terror to all those who approached it and proudly reigning there as if it had "some purpose" to be in Susan's backyard.
All of a sudden.....the "Intruder" slowly began to spin itself around and around, spurting and spouting and spraying its inner self, which was a cool thin liquid that lay dormant deep within it's body. As it began to spin faster and faster.....The "Intruder" riddled it's cool speckled liquid, as far as six feet or more, dousing anything and everything in it's perpetual path.
Luckily, Susan heard the commotion outside her back door and noticed that her camera was nearby on the desk, just close enough to grab as she ran out to "greet" this summertime invader.
Susan lifted her camera high to her face and aimed, pressing the button over and over and over, shooting picture after picture of this backyard bully, keeping a far enough distance away from it to be able to capture the incident safely.
Susan was not hurt during this ordeal and did not get exposed to the cool spewing "liquid", that only a scientist would be able to name.
Susan could only hope that her German Shepard dogs, Bonnie, Cali, and Crissy, who now shared the backyard with this twisting, turning, spraying, and somewhat intellegent entity, would be safe from the stranger's moistened thralls.
Luckily, Susan was able to catch the Intruder's "Backyard Shindig" on digital imagery for all to see.
Susan's German Shepard dogs happened to get into the photos, which shows that they didn't have a chance in Hell to get away from the creature's liquid, which was thrown upon them.
Both Bonnie, Cali, and Crissy fought to the death of the "Intruder", almost to the point of enjoying themselves. The primal "animal" definately came out in them.
I thought that Susan's story was "Blog worthy", so therefore, I ask her permission to publish it and present it.
What my friend captured on digital imagery may astound you.
Warning!!
If you have high blood pressure or are prone to dizziness, ataxia, asthma, lumbago, and/or fainting....I warn you to look no further. These photos are extremely graphic.
If you choose to scroll down and take a look at this "backyard intruder" and how it affected her dogs, then let it be so....and also, let it be known....that you were "officially warned."
This is her story...................................
This evening we had an “intruder” in the back yard. Cali, Bonnie, and Crissy kept us all safe though. I was fortunate to have my camera with me to document the entire event!
Bonnie and Cali approached cautiously while Crissy kept control of the perimeter.
Bonnie and Cali assessed the situation and developed an attack strategy.
It would be a three-pronged assault!
Cali from the air, Bonnie on the ground and Crissy cleaning up whatever was left over!
Although their first attempts seemed futile, they tried again……
and again……..
and again……..
Until the creature was finally subdued!!!!!!!!!
I feel so safe knowing these girls are always on the look out for unwelcome strangers !
And all was safe....thanks to Bonnie, Cali, and Crissy!!
The "Intruder" has been put down.....rolled up and tucked away.....and placed far away in the shed for all the world to be safe from.
The world will sleep better tonight knowing that the "Intruder", thanks to Bonnie, Cali and Crissy...................is dead.
The end...........??????
Tranquillity Base @ Starbase 2516.................out
AND....................
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
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